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mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

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Someone take my photoshop away

No one should take your photoshop away I fuckin died when I read this. 

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

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pretty sure this is still my favorite picture

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The Fantastic Foursome everyone! (◡‿◡✿)

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seriously dan

do you really need to be that close to phil?

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my dash did a thing

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apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

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Dan and Phil at the after party of the Sony Golden Headphones Awards

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