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pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

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danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

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fedmeapitachip:

I am Shane’s mom. (x)

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snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

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gjume:

Hello i would like to purchase an automobile

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dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

image

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deesirebey:

Selfie game too strong. 

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god:

youngvlcanoes:

god ur annoying

excuse me?

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jaclcfrost:

this is it

this is what true temptation looks like

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amazinqphil:

Let’s chalk Phil’s hair! 

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4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

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disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

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